• Home
  • Webstore
  • NEWS
  • Subscribers
  • Submissions & Wholesale
  • We Buy Comics
  • About
  • Contact
Menu

Secret Headquarters

Street Address
City, State, Zip
Phone Number

Your Custom Text Here

Secret Headquarters

  • Home
  • Webstore
  • NEWS
  • Subscribers
  • Submissions & Wholesale
  • We Buy Comics
  • About
  • Contact

Simon Hanselmann Drop!

August 3, 2026 Secret Headquarters

Being Alive

The newest Megg, Mogg and Owl comic that has been produced. Drawn July 8th through August 23rd last year and serialized on instagram. This is the one with the clowns in it. Uncensored and out of instagram prison! Classic MMO comedy and wistful sadness.

72 pages, color covers with black and white guts. First printing, April 2026, edition of 1000. 7 x 5 1/2 inches. Printed in Canada.

Lingerie Witches

The long-time holy grail of Megg and Mogg eBay zine collectors and generic perverts! Originally produced in a tiny edition of 30 copies in 2012 for the Melbourne Festival of the Photocopier, the zine was shrink-wrapped to look as much like truckstop pornography as realistically possible. This reprint of the 2025 reprint is full color, 24 pages and printed North American comic book size.

24 pages, approx. 6.5" x 10.25", full color, saddle-stitched. Reprint July 2026.

Megg

Everybody's most hated e-witch is now once again available in pin form! Put her on your bag or shirt and keep an eye out for dirty looks! "Ew, you like that shitty webcomic? You're no longer welcome at our crafternoons."

Approx. 1" x 1.5". Enamel pin

Mogg

Are you finding that you're getting too much respect from your family and peers? Rectify this problem by wearing this pin of repulsive feline abuser and "trustafarian" Mogg, from the hit Megg and Mogg webcomic. Nobody will respect you if you make it publically known that you both enjoy the Megg and Mogg webcomic and that your favourite character from it is the "rimming cat". Guaranteed social alienation. You're welcome!

Approx. 0.75" x 1". Enamel pin

Owl

Are you an Owl guy? Are you a self-hating woman who is attracted to clingy losers? This beautiful Owl pin is for you! Wear him proudly out and about town. Suitable for weddings, funerals, a bris, an intervention, child's birthday party, anywhere you want to look like a massive loser who reads "webcomics" and isn't completely repulsed by "that Owl that everyone hates". Just buy the pin, you can sell it on eBay at a later date and make a small profit.

Approx. 1" x 1". Enamel pin

Werewolf Jones

Are you a disgusting reprobate who stalks the clubs on weeknights trying to fuck anything that moves? Well, this lovely Werewolf Jones pin is for you! Telegraph your filthy, debased desires towards others easily. Everyone will know that you're down to clown while you're wearing this pin. Unprotected foursomes in back alleys that make you come harder and then cry harder than you've ever cried before? This pin is your one-way golden ticket!

Approx. 1" x 1". Enamel pin

Tedward Pin by Josh Pettinger →

Secret Headquarters 
3137 Glendale Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90039
Every Day 11 - 7
tel 323.666.2228 

shq@thesecretheadquarters.com